The Sarah Silverman Program is an American television series, which ran from February 1, 2007 to April 15, 2010 on Comedy Central starring comedian and actress Sarah Silverman, who created the series with Dan Harmon and Rob Schrab.
Sarah Silverman: You car smells like farts!
Sarah Silverman: Peggy... Does that bum you out 'cause your name rhymes with... Eggy. Like Egg.
Sarah Silverman: I just tried to be like the others / But I pooped instead / I tried to join in with my brothers / I pooped instead / And I wish it never happened, that's what I wish / And I also wish so many things...
Sarah Silverman: I wish every child had a mother / That's what I wish / I wish we could love one another / If I had one wish / And I wish all the nations belonged to one world / And I wish all religion was love.
Sarah Silverman: And I wish the retarded... were re-smarted / That's what I wish.
(fade to white)
Black God: Hello, Sarah.
Sarah Silverman: Are you God's black friend?
Black God: Sarah, your song was so passionate, so selfless. It has risen above the sound of a billion prayers. I want you to pick one wish, and I will grant it. All you have to do is choose.
(Sarah nods, fade to white)
Steve: I heard brunch is an escape from ...
Brian: See, I always thought it was more a matter of ...
Sarah Silverman: You guys are both wrong. According to Newsweek, brunch comes from the Latin ...