The Paul O'Grady Show is a British comedy chat show presented by comedian Paul O'Grady since 11 October 2004. The programme is a teatime chat show consisting of a mixture of celebrity guests, comic stunts, musical performances, and occasionally viewer competitions.
Paul O'Grady: (catchphrase said to "Bert") Bert, put that clip on!
Paul O'Grady: Me nose is running like a gas blowers bum.
Paul O'Grady: I got mistaken for a serial killer in Germany, once. Two years ago, I was in Berlin and they let some nut out and the people in the street were all goin' "Ooh ooh!" pointing at me, and I thought, "Oh I didn't know they had the Lilly Savage Show here."