F Troop is a satirical American television sitcom about U.S. soldiers and American Indians in the Wild West during the 1860s that originally aired for two seasons on ABC-TV. It debuted in the United States on September 14, 1965 and concluded its run on April 6, 1967 with a total of 65 episodes. The first season of 34 episodes was filmed in black-and-white, but the series switched to color for its second season.
Chief Wild Eagle: Hekawis very brave warriors, except for one thing...
Sergeant Morgan O'Rourke: What's that?
Chief Wild Eagle: We *faint* a lot.
Sergeant Morgan O'Rourke: Agarn, I don't know why everybody says you're so dumb!
(after switching to the next scene)
Corporal Randolph Agarn: Who says I'm dumb?
Captain Wilton Parmenter: We come in peace.
Chief Wild Eagle: What else?