The Benchwarmers is a 2006 American sports-comedy film directed by Dennis Dugan. It stars Rob Schneider, David Spade and Jon Heder. It is produced by Revolution Studios and Happy Madison Productions and distributed by Columbia Pictures.
Clark: Is bad ass one or two words?
Kyle: Time to meet your makers!
Clark: Makers of what? POOP?
Gus: Clark, could you not pick your nose in front of me?
Clark: I'm not picking, I'm scratching.
Gus: Scratching what? Your brain?
Clark: Yeah, 'cause it's huge.