| Release Date | 26 December 2001 |
| Tagline | Not Your Usual Suspects |
| Genre | Comedy, Drama, Sport |
| Country | UKUSA |
| Language | English |
| Sound Mix | Dolby Digital |
| Color | Color |
| Film Type | Feature |
| Film Class | Prison Film, Sports Comedy |
| Mood | Tough Guys |
| Themes | Soccer Players, Redemption, Underdogs, Fighting the System, All Washed Up |
| Tones | Rousing, Forceful, Gritty, Visceral, Humorous |
| Tags | Britain, Gambling, Match (sports), Prison, Prison Guard, Prison Warden, Soccer |
Mean Machine is a 2001 British comedy-drama film directed by Barry Skolnick. It stars former footballer Vinnie Jones. The film is an adaptation of the 1974 American film The Longest Yard, featuring association football rather than American football. It also reunites most of the cast who have starred in the Guy Ritchie blockbusters Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch.